- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
- Attractive Male: I like that band too
- Me:
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- Me: Oh okay so then one of their songs could be the song we dance to at the wedding reception. I was thinking of having a nice elegant ocean theme and I was thinking we could get a 6 layer cake because im going to invite everyone I know. Actually most of them are going to be my internet friends. Also I want 6 children. 3 boys and 3 girls. I also want a dog, 2 cats, and maybe a 2 fish, so one doesn't get lonely. I love you see you later i have to mail out invitations.
can you imagine if the world just stopped right now
and you couldn’t change anything,
you couldn’t fix your mistakes
or do the things you’d always wanted to
would you be okay with that?
would you be happy with the life you looked back on?
because for all you know right now is your last breath,
and your last day.
(via jalex-alltimelow)
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost, via jalex-alltimelow)
“all the music today sucks. i only listen to older music, because it was real music back then”
(Source: mechastreisand, via yourenotaheroyourealiar)
When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because I know what it feels like to have your world falling apart when you can’t meet the person you’d die for. And my daughter won’t feel that way. I won’t let her feel that way. Nope.
(via neverr-lose-h0pe)
