DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
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Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
Beginning of the year: OMG this is going by sooooo slow!!!!
End of the year: OMG This year went by sooooo fast!!!!
The good thing about being ugly is that when...
shesahandsomemormon: what happened to me in 2011 got tumblr decline of my social life
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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
After proving someone wrong.
seeing a photo of josh franceschi
blowfranceschi: glowingindarkness: yes, that, except my face isn’t the thing that gets wet.