Fucking world of warcraft has ruined you. The people are fucking tempting you to drink. Don’t fucking deny it.
at the o2 academy in Birmingham
Alex: When I was in my senior year of high school, I took this bullshit fuckin' like music tech class or whatever and we all used computers. One time I opened up one of the computers and put my ham sandwich inside it. And like, three months later I remember the teacher coming into class one day just like with that super stern look on his face like... *makes a super stern face* Everyone immediately knew what was going on but we were all dead silent. He was just like...he was a little effeminate. He's like- *Rian and Jack interrupt Alex* ...I'm trying to tell my fucking story, shut the fuck up! You're rude!... So anyways, I'm sitting in class, he comes in like *makes a pissed off face* I can't- I'm sitting there trying not to laugh and he's like "Someone has put ham in a computer. Which one of you put ham in your computer?" So from now on, if I'm disappointed in you guys at any time during this show today, rather than say I'm disappointed and give you a reason, I'm just gonna say "Somebody put ham in the computer." And that's gonna let you know that you're sucky. That you need to step it up!
Jack: And then he's gonna put ham inside of you!
Alex: I'm gonna put ham in you!
Alex: Why would you cheer? That's gross!
I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud. the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
joshishollywood: EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG. See this just makes bullying sound like the perfect crime
themainelikestoparty: i’m josh franceschi (taken with instagram) i’m in a band called you me at six (taken with instagram) i sing (taken with instagram) i’m on a bridge (taken with instagram) i have tumblr (taken with instagram) i (taken with instagram) have (taken with instagram) an (taken with instagram) instagram (taken with instagram)
Remember to always be who you are. You are the fucking shit. And no one can...– Alex Gaskarth (via whatiftayjardine)
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
Someone: What do you like about yourself?
Me: My music taste.
Tea makes me feel warm inside tastes wonderful is so easy to make. makes me feel full doesnt make me feel guilty afterwards.
alexwouldyouturnmeon: how do you die but still go to concerts
To everyone that has met all time low
justafacewitheverypicture: i hate you.