wtf my dad just started yelling at my little brother for no reason about watching tv thats educational and hes going to die WHAT
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
so the guy that i really like posted all time low lyrics on his profile on my birthday then he said i wonder if shes the one dreams crushed
it was so cold today omfg
when my mom is trippin about my grades →
heyfunniest: Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
soldmysoulforrockandgrohl: that girl you called a loser, has the best taste in music ever. that boy you just punched, can kill it on the drums. that boy you just gave dirty looks, will be the hottest 40 year old ever. that girl you called stupid knows every single fact about every single band there is. put a stop to bullying, because we have better music taste than you anyways.
atlownsmybra: lisa post for anon Read More gawd shes hot
Anonymous asked: l0000l. fucking hypocrite. you hate people that get high and you say "i don't need drugs to have fun" yet now you do it and are so excited about it. you were just upset because you never could get high. you wonder why you have no friends. it's because you're a hypocritcal bitch.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
i got high for the first time today that was fun
wezzokills: candyfucked: kirreiyy: valedoomings: isangelical: fantasykiller: daltosaurusrex: pallettownhardcore: gnarly: you are honestly the dumbest fucking bitch alive I paused Lana for this? nobody gets an extra birthday retard it’s not that serious qurl o Woooooooooooow. Congratufuckinglations. You are now tumblr famous because you made an ass out of...
gonna hang out with my buddy tomorrow, and have to go to the dmv tomorrow morning to pick up my personalized license plates and make an appointment for my driving test dlfk goodnight <3